Names Anne Dickens has Called Me…

Anne Dickens has been a participating member and follower of this blog for some time now. Anne is a very funny, bright person who has made wonderful contributions with posts here over the past year. She also regularly stops by to see what is going on and comments on posts. I have noticed that based on the post, she has a name for me and how I think about things. I have amassed quite a collection of names from her…which I thought were endearing. Anne hails from the UK where God’s English is spoken, so I had to look up some of the words to get them in context.

The words include (but are not limited to) numpty, git, nub, doughnut, loon, mong, and mentalist. I decided to look them up and see if I could string together a complete description to share with you. The outcome was:

“A pubescent, psychotic moron that shows addle tendencies, and bad behavior. This description is punctuated with poor coordinative skills and a propensity for acting oddly.”

Wait just a cotton picking minute here! Like breaking a secret code, once I figured out what Anne was really calling me I was a bit incensed…until I thought about it…and damn…she’s right!

So now I am left thinking that in fact Anne is kind and sympathetic and following me out of a philanthropic kindness and desire to keep me calm so I don’t go off on a rant. Thank you Anne!

As an endnote: I have in the past few days gained a fast and large new following of people whom I think thought they were following Anne here because they love her work (and deservedly so)…but you all could learn to love me too if you stick around. Ego burst…I understand if you want to rethink the link.

I’m just saying.