FaceBook has a lot of apps that offer impromptu surveys that are silly...and frankly they either catch you at the right state of mind...or they distract you from what you REALLY should be doing. Jewell filled in the following survey and tagged me on it. The rules were :
"You are not allowed to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments or messages you to explain. And believe me the temptation to explain your answers will be overwhelming at times! NOTHING is exactly as it seems!" And oh yah...there were freaking 62 questions!
POO! I filled out the survey with details because don't want to leave anyone in the dark and I don't expect anyone to ask questions for details...I think the complete answers will leave you with more questions than simple yes/no answers...muwahahaha...Enjoy!
1. Been arrested? Yes...but never convicted!
2. Kissed someone you didn't like? Every time I visit relatives...Oops, never mind.
3. Slept in until 5p.m.? That is my normal bedtime...so yes.
4. Ran a red light? Yes...but they weren’t red, they were dark yellow.
5. Been suspended from school? No...but I suspended learning a couple of times.:)
6. Experienced love at first sight? Yes! With people...and toys :)
6. Experienced love at first sight? Yes! With people...and toys :)
7. Totaled your car in an accident? No...But not for lack of trying.
8. Been fired from a job? Yes...AND I have always been self-employed...go figure!
9. Fired somebody? You betcha!
10. Sang Karaoke? No...but if you hum a few bars, I’ll join in.
11. Pointed a gun at someone? More often than I care to talk about.
12. Had a gun pointed at you? See #11
13. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes...I mean come on...who hasen’t?
14. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes. And growing up in the Great White North...it’s unavoidable.
15. Kissed in the rain? Yes...and it was wet :)
16. Had a close brush with death (your own)? I’ve had guns pointed at me and wrecked cars...have you been paying attention?
17. Seen someone die? Bad question!
18. Played "Spin The Bottle"? To what end?
19. Smoked a cigar? And got sicker than a dog, thank you very much.
20. Sat on a rooftop? Yes, because that is where my parents made me sleep.
21. Smuggled something into another country? Maybe...who’s asking?
22. Been pulled into a pool with all of your clothes on? Yep! And pulled back as well!
23. Broken a bone? Many...multiple times
24. Skipped school? Really? You need to ask?
25. Eaten a bug? I rode motorcycles for 20 years...so yah!
26. Sleepwalked? No one woke me up...so I can’t say for sure.
27. Walked on a moonlit beach? And on the moon no less...oh, wait, it was the 60s....could have been something else.
28. Rode a motorcycle? See #25
29. Dumped someone? In a relationship? Off a cliff? Maybe...to both.
30. Lied to avoid a ticket? See #25...so yah!
31. Ridden in a helicopter? Upside down as a matter of fact!
32. Shaved your head? Not yet...but I’m Thinkin’
33. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? I am a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess...yah!
34. Eaten snake? Yep! And it fought me the whole time.
35. Marched/Protested? I got grounded for protesting the Vietnam conflict by my parents...GROUNDED!
36. Had Mexican Jumping Beans for pets? What do they eat?
37. Puked on a amusement ride? Not for lack of trying.
38. Seriously and intentionally boycotted something? Yes.
39. Been in a band? I was the mascot/tech guy for a band...does that count?
40. Been on TV? YEP! And surprisingly it wasn’t “America’s Most Wanted”.
41. Shot a gun? More than I care to talk about.
42. Skinny dipped? And scared all of the neighborhood children in the process.
43. Gave someone stitches? Literally, yes...myself when I was badly cut and nowhere near a hospital.
44. Ridden a surfboard? no
45. Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes
46. Had surgery? Yes
47. Streaked? Yes. Smeared and smudged as well.
48. Taken by ambulance to hospital? Yeppers
49. Passed out when not drinking? More than I care to talk about.
50. Peed on a bush? Not in a residential neighborhood...does that count?
51. Donated blood? Yes, and involuntarily as well.
52. Grabbed an electric fence? I grew up on farms...I kissed an electric fence on a dare once.
53. Eaten alligator meat? Bite or get bitten...yes.
54. Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes
55. Peed your pants in public? Not yet.
56. Sneaked into a movie without paying? Almost all of them.
57. Written graffiti? Beyond this survey...no.
58. Still love someone you shouldn't? Hmmm...who shouldn’t we love?
59. Been in handcuffs? It was an experiment...I swear!
60. Believe in love? Yes
61. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Whatever side the damn dogs leave me!
62. Regretted marrying someone? Never!
As an end note to Jewell - you referred to me as a pampered pet :)...does any of the above change that perception?
I'm just saying.
9 comments:
lmfao - that was waaaaay better than my version!
Did you really kiss an electric fence on a dare? Honestly! The mere thought of that made my eyes bug and sizzle just thinking about it!
I don't know that this survey really changed my "pampered pet" perception, yet I might consider adding an adjective or 2 before it! LOL =) I won't expound on that any further! *snicker*
Love it (and you too)!
BTW...if I have so much sway in making you do things...then I am making a commandment that your next post be the England and the Harrier jet story. =)
Hi Jewell - I'm woking on the story now. It will take a while.
Yah, I was a little crazy at times frowing up:)
Hey Ron, so it turns out that you are a bit of a crazy anarchic fool! Loved the survey - it was great fun!
Ron Reed...man who can answer questions in a way where not only do you not really know anything after, you actually know LESS...how does that work out?
*looks at the comments above hers and giggles* Ron, you have a harem or an estrogen fan club...there is a pattern LOL You are so much fun, Ron! <3 *huggles*
Hi Anne - I think "fool" is the operative! :)
Lisa - I think you know more than you should admit...but being mysterious has it's perks :)
The funny thing about the estrogen fan club is that most of my friends are womwn, and funnier, men are sometimes threatened by me because women find me harmless :)
I'm not foolish enough to think you are harmless, Ron...it is the "harmless" ones women have to watch the closest. mhm LOL
After Widow's comment I feel like I should make a dirty joke here. But I'm too tired so I'll just giggle a bit. If I can't think of anything to blog about tonight, I'm stealing this lol.
Also, I visited, please don't hurt me! :O
Hi! Just stumbled across your blog (...well, if you will leave it lying around!)... and what a post to stumble on to - it's like a Bucket List* for crazy people - must add some of those to mine!
* ie 'things to do before I kick the...'
Lisa - :)
Sugary - I know you have a lot going on with school and such...I just wanted you to take a break and have a giigle :). You are welcome to steal it.
Brokenbiro - Glad you stumbled in :). I'mm kinda glad I've scratched them off my list.
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